Party Quotations
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| Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. | |||
| - Fred Allen | |||
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| I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. | |||
| - Nancie J. Carmody | |||
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| No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. | |||
| - Desiderius Erasmus | |||
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| No man does right by a woman at a party. | |||
| - Harry Golden | |||
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| You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war. | |||
| - Hawkeye | |||
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| At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. | |||
| - Ann Landers | |||
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| After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. | |||
| - P.J. O'Rourke | |||
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| She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked. | |||
| - Evelyn Waugh | |||
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| The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk. | |||
| - Katharine Whitehorn | |||
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| Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" | |||
| - Robin Williams | |||