Insults Quotations
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| Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
| Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
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| I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. | |||
| - Charles Baudelaire | |||
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| O, she is the antidote to desire. | |||
| - William Congreve | |||
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| The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. | |||
| - David Gerrold | |||
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| I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. | |||
| - Abe Lemons | |||
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| She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing. | |||
| - Oscar Levant | |||
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| It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. | |||
| - Rose Macaulay | |||
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| I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. | |||
| - Groucho Marx | |||
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| A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. | |||
| - Henry Wheeler Shaw | |||
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| She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. | |||
| - Jonathan Swift | |||
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| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. | |||
| - Mark Twain | |||
| Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales. | |||
| - Mark Twain | |||
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| Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. | |||
| - Oscar Wilde | |||
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| She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." | |||
| - P.G. Wodehouse | |||