Hockey Quotations
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| Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
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| A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. | |||
| - Jimmy Cannon | |||
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| Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be. | |||
| - Wayne Gretzky | |||
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| Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. | |||
| - Doug Larson | |||
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| Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. | |||
| - Stephen Butler Leacock | |||
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| Hockey is murder on ice. | |||
| - Jim Murray | |||
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| By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. | |||
| - Steve Rushin | |||
| Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect. | |||
| - Steve Rushin | |||