Drugs Quotations
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| Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
| I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
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| It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. | |||
| - Jean Cocteau | |||
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| I don't do drugs. I am drugs. | |||
| - Salvador Dali | |||
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| Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them. | |||
| - Martin H. Fischer | |||
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| God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? | |||
| - Graffiti | |||
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| Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra. | |||
| - Terri Guillemets | |||
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| Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. | |||
| - Bob Hope | |||
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| I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. | |||
| - Malcolm Muggeridge | |||
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| If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take to Hashish. | |||
| - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche | |||
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| He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie. | |||
| - Anaïs Nin | |||
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| Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. | |||
| - P.J. O'Rourke | |||
| Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. | |||
| - P.J. O'Rourke | |||
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| Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium! | |||
| - Thomas de Quincey | |||
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| All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. | |||
| - Thomas Szasz | |||
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| Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. | |||
| - Lily Tomlin | |||
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| Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. | |||
| - Robin Williams | |||
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| If God dropped acid, would he see people? | |||
| - Steven Wright | |||