Dental Quotations
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| Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
| You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
| You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
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| Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. | |||
| - Ambrose Bierce | |||
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| Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. | |||
| - Johnny Carson | |||
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| Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. | |||
| - Miguel de Cervantes | |||
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| If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. | |||
| - Mason Cooley | |||
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| I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. | |||
| - Martin H. Fischer | |||
| If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. | |||
| - Martin H. Fischer | |||
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| We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. | |||
| - Joseph Heller | |||
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| A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. | |||
| - George Dennison Prentice | |||
| Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. | |||
| - George Dennison Prentice | |||
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| A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. | |||
| - Helen Rowland | |||
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| The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. | |||
| - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. | |||
| - Mark Twain | |||