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Unknown Author (top)
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
- Unknown Author
In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
- Unknown Author
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
- Unknown Author
I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.
- Unknown Author
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
- Unknown Author
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
- Unknown Author
Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.
- Unknown Author
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
- Unknown Author
If it draws blood, it's hardware.
- Unknown Author
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
- Unknown Author
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
- Unknown Author
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
- Unknown Author
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
- Unknown Author
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
- Unknown Author
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
- Unknown Author
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
- Unknown Author


Dave Barry (top)
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
- Dave Barry


Peter F. Drucker (top)
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
- Peter F. Drucker


Richard P. Feynman (top)
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
- Richard P. Feynman


Bill Gates (top)
640K of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates


Sydney J. Harris (top)
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
- Sydney J. Harris


Robert A. Heinlein (top)
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
- Robert A. Heinlein


John F. Kennedy (top)
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
- John F. Kennedy


Doug Larson (top)
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson


Pablo Picasso (top)
But they are useless. They can only give you answers.
- Pablo Picasso


Andy Rooney (top)
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney