Computers Quotations
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| I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. | |||
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| In God we trust, all others we virus scan. | |||
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| The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. | |||
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| I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere. | |||
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| Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? | |||
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| Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. | |||
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| Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. | |||
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| Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. | |||
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| If it draws blood, it's hardware. | |||
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| It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature. | |||
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| Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. | |||
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| Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software. | |||
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| RAM disk is not an installation procedure. | |||
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| The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. | |||
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| Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. | |||
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| If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. | |||
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| User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." | |||
| - Dave Barry | |||
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| Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.' | |||
| - Peter F. Drucker | |||
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| There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them! | |||
| - Richard P. Feynman | |||
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| 640K of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody. | |||
| - Bill Gates | |||
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| The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. | |||
| - Sydney J. Harris | |||
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| Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. | |||
| - Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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| Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. | |||
| - John F. Kennedy | |||
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| Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. | |||
| - Doug Larson | |||
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| But they are useless. They can only give you answers. | |||
| - Pablo Picasso | |||
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| Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. | |||
| - Andy Rooney | |||