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Unknown Author (top)
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
- Unknown Author
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
- Unknown Author
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
- Unknown Author
Coffee, n. break fluid.
- Unknown Author
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
- Unknown Author
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
- Unknown Author
If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!
- Unknown Author
Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.
- Unknown Author


Honoré de Balzac (top)
This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.
- Honoré de Balzac


Henry Ward Beecher (top)
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odour to the nostrils.
- Henry Ward Beecher


Oliver Wendell, Sr. Holmes (top)
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
- Oliver Wendell, Sr. Holmes


Dutch Proverb (top)
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
- Dutch Proverb


Turkish Proverb (top)
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
- Turkish Proverb


Flash Rosenberg (top)
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
- Flash Rosenberg


Jonathan Swift (top)
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
- Jonathan Swift