Cats Quotations
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| It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
| Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
| There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
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| Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. | |||
| - Stephen Baker | |||
| To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. | |||
| - Stephen Baker | |||
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| A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. | |||
| - Jean Burden | |||
| Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. | |||
| - Jean Burden | |||
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| A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. | |||
| - Louis J. Camuti | |||
| There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. | |||
| - Louis J. Camuti | |||
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| Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. | |||
| - Colette | |||
| The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. | |||
| - Colette | |||
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| No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. | |||
| - Leo Durocher | |||
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| Kittens can happen to anyone. | |||
| - Paul Gallico | |||
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| Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. | |||
| - Joseph Wood Krutch | |||
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| The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. | |||
| - Doug Larson | |||
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| No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. | |||
| - Abraham Lincoln | |||
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| When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? | |||
| - Michel de Montaigne | |||
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| I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. | |||
| - Edgar Allan Poe | |||
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| The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. | |||
| - Paula Poundstone | |||
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| There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. | |||
| - Albert Schweitzer | |||
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| A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. | |||
| - Henry David Thoreau | |||
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| Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. | |||
| - Mark Twain | |||
| If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. | |||
| - Mark Twain | |||
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| If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. | |||
| - Arthur Weigall | |||
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| If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. | |||
| - Alfred North Whitehead | |||