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Unknown Author (top)
The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening.
- Unknown Author


Ambrose Bierce (top)
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
- Ambrose Bierce


Gerald Brenan (top)
Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
- Gerald Brenan


Frank Moore Colby (top)
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
- Frank Moore Colby


Charles Caleb Colton (top)
Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
- Charles Caleb Colton


Maria Edgeworth (top)
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrationa bipeds who hurt only themselves.
- Maria Edgeworth


Henry Ford (top)
A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
- Henry Ford


Eugene Ionesco (top)
Boredom flourishes too, when you feel safe. It's a symptom of security.
- Eugene Ionesco


James Russell Lowell (top)
There is no bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own minds.
- James Russell Lowell


Norman Mailer (top)
The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war.
- Norman Mailer


Don Marquis (top)
Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.
- Don Marquis


Mignon McLaughlin (top)
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
- Mignon McLaughlin


Henry Louis Mencken (top)
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
- Henry Louis Mencken


Dorothy Parker (top)
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
- Dorothy Parker


Jules Renard (top)
I am never bored anywhere: being bored is an insult to oneself.
- Jules Renard
Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.
- Jules Renard


Francois de la Rochefoucauld (top)
We often forgive those who bore us, but never those whom we bore.
- Francois de la Rochefoucauld


Bertrand Russell (top)
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
- Bertrand Russell


Thomas Szasz (top)
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
- Thomas Szasz


John Updike (top)
One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
- John Updike


Evelyn Waugh (top)
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh


Charlotte Whitton (top)
Boredom is like a pitiless zooming in on the epidermis of time. Every instant is dilated and magnified like the pores of the face.
- Charlotte Whitton


Steven Wright (top)
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
- Steven Wright