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Woody Allen (top)
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
- Woody Allen


Dave Barry (top)
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
- Dave Barry


Phil Jackson (top)
If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
- Phil Jackson


Abe Lemons (top)
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
- Abe Lemons


Ogden Nash (top)
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
- Ogden Nash


George Raveling (top)
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
- George Raveling


Bill Vaughan (top)
Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.
- Bill Vaughan