Basketball Quotations
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| What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? | |||
| - Woody Allen | |||
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| I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. | |||
| - Dave Barry | |||
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| If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball. | |||
| - Phil Jackson | |||
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| There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. | |||
| - Abe Lemons | |||
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| Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. | |||
| - Ogden Nash | |||
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| Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass. | |||
| - George Raveling | |||
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| Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. | |||
| - Bill Vaughan | |||