Babies Quotations
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| A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. | |||
| - Unknown Author | |||
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| People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. | |||
| - Leo J. Burke | |||
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| One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. | |||
| - Georges Courteline | |||
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| God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. | |||
| - Martin H. Fischer | |||
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| It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. | |||
| - Terri Guillemets | |||
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| Babies are such a nice way to start people. | |||
| - Don Herold | |||
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| Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. | |||
| - Edgar Watson Howe | |||
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| Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. | |||
| - P.J. O'Rourke | |||
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| A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. | |||
| - Carl Sandburg | |||
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| Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. | |||
| - Mark Twain | |||