| Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? |
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- Woody Allen |
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| If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. |
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- Woody Allen |
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| I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. |
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- Woody Allen |
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