Will Rogers Quotations

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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Government]

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Government]

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Effort]

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Freedom]

The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Politics]

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Politics]

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Politics]

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Politics]

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Money]

We have the best Congress money can buy.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Money]

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Stress] [Time]

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [College]

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Dogs]

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Dogs]

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Anger]

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Driving]

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Clothing]

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Taxes] [Golf]

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Taxes]

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
	- Will Rogers	more quotations on [Gambling]

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