| If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. |
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| A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. |
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| I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| Start every day with a smile and get it over with. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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| After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. |
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- W.C. Fields |
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