| Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. |
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| Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. |
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| I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. |
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| If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. |
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| To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. |
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| Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. |
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| Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. |
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| Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. |
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| Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. |
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| Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. |
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| A morning without coffee is like sleep. |
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| Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. |
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| Coffee, n. break fluid. |
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| Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. |
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| Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. |
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| If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! |
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| Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. |
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| He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned. |
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| Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. |
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| Against abortion? Don't have one. |
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