| An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. |
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| Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. |
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| Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. |
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| Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. |
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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. |
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| There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. |
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| Gratitude is the best attitude. |
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| Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. |
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| To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. |
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| If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done. |
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| Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. |
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| Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. |
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| Someday is not a day of the week. |
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| The best way to get something done is to begin. |
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| The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. |
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| Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything. |
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| Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. |
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| People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around. |
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| Idleness is the beginning of all vices. |
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| The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished. |
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