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Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Men]

I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end.
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Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Men]

Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Men]

Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
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The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
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There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Men]

Three wise men - are you serious?
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Men]

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Men]

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting] [Food] [Love]

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting] [Food]

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

I am a nutritional overachiever.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Dieting]

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