| The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. |
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| Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. |
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| A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. |
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| A smile confuses an approaching frown. |
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| A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give. |
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| A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. |
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| A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home. |
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| Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. |
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| Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. |
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| Everyone smiles in the same language. |
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| If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine. |
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| If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow. |
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| If you smile at someone, they might smile back. |
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| If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile. |
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| It takes a lot of work from the face to let out a smile, but just think what good smiling can bring to the most important muscle of the body... the heart. |
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| It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. |
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| Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to. |
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| The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. |
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| Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. |
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| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. |
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