| A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. |
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| Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. |
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| There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. |
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| There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. |
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| Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. |
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| I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake. |
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| Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. |
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| El tiempo da buen consejo. |
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| Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. |
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| Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. |
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| Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. |
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| The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. |
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| Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. |
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| You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. |
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| You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. |
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| If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. |
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| The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. |
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| Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. |
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| Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are. |
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| Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. |
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