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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Grandparents]

A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Grandparents]

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Grandparents]

It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Grandparents]

No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Grandparents]

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Mistakes] [Baseball]

Just because you make mistakes doesn't mean you are one.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Mistakes]

Never say, "oops." Always say, "Ah, interesting."
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Mistakes]

Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Mistakes]

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Women]

Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Gossip] [Integrity]

The easiest way to keep a secret is without help.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Gossip]

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