| It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. |
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| It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. |
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| Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. |
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| Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. |
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| The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. |
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| The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
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| The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. |
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| Today is the last day of some of your life. |
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| When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. |
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| Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. |
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| Without geography, you're nowhere. |
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| An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. |
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| If the author had said "Let us put on appropriate galoshes," there could, of course, have been no poem. |
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| Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans. |
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| Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it |
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| Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer. |
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| Most of the folks I know who have good luck seem to have good judgment too. |
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| Some day my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport. |
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| "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? |
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| Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. |
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