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He who eats alone chokes alone.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Food]

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Food]

There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Food]

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Food]

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Food]

It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Society] [War] [Education]

The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Society] [Justice]

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Society]

When Gandhi was asked what he thought of Western civilization, he said, "It would be nice."
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Society]

The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Memory]

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Health] [Driving]

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Health]

Health is merely the slowest way someone can die.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Health]

In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Health]

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Quotations]

Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Quotations]

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Language] [America]

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Language]

English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Language]

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
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