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Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.
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Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty.
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If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
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I've spent most of my life golfing... the rest I've just wasted.
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May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.
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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
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The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
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The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
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And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
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Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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