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George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Politics]

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Politics]

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
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Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Politics]

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion] [Prayer]

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion] [Prayer]

The Christian Right is neither.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion] [Politics]

God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it."
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

Not all religion is to be found in the church, any more than all knowledge is found in the classroom.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Religion]

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Laughter]

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Laughter]

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Laughter]

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Laughter]

There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.
	- Unknown Author	more quotations on [Labor]

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