| God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is no. |
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| God tells us to burden him with whatever burdens us. |
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| Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. |
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| What men usually ask of God when they pray is that two and two not make four. |
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| When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep. |
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| If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. |
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| You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. |
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| A hangover is the wrath of grapes. |
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| A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. |
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| Draft beer, not people. |
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| Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. |
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| How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? |
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| If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. |
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| If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. |
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| If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. |
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| Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life. |
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| New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol! |
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| Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. |
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| The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. |
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| When the wine is in, the wit is out. |
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