| I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string. |
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| Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. |
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| If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? |
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| Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. |
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| Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. |
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