| I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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| I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. |
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- Rita Rudner |
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