| The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
more quotations on [Childhood] [Housework] |
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| A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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| By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. |
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- Phyllis Diller |
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