| Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. |
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| The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny— Have you ever tried to buy them without money? |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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| A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. |
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- Ogden Nash |
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