Milton Berle Quotations
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| If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? | ||
| - Milton Berle | more quotations on [Mothers] | |
| If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. | ||
| - Milton Berle | more quotations on [Opportunity] | |
| Laughter is an instant vacation. | ||
| - Milton Berle | more quotations on [Laughter] | |
| A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. | ||
| - Milton Berle | more quotations on [Committees] | |
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