Michael Green Quotations
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| Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. | ||
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| The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes. | ||
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