| I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
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| Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
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| Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
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| For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
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| If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
more quotations on [Television] |
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| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
more quotations on [Society] |
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| I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
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| Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
more quotations on [Drugs] [Reality] |
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| To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex. |
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- Lily Tomlin |
more quotations on [Feminism] |
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| If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? |
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- Lily Tomlin |
more quotations on [Hair] |
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