| Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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| If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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| I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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| My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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| One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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| There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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| My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it. |
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- Lee Trevino |
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