| It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. |
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| A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. |
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| If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. |
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| Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. |
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| When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. |
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| There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? |
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| Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. |
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| It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. |
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| Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? |
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| The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. |
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- Kin Hubbard |
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| The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. |
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| The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. |
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- Kin Hubbard |
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| In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late. |
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| A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. |
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| Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. |
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| Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? |
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- Kin Hubbard |
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| A good listener is usually thinking about something else. |
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| Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. |
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| Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. |
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| Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. |
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