| Every writer I know has trouble writing. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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| History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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| The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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| Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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| He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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| When I grow up I want to be a little boy. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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| We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. |
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- Joseph Heller |
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