| The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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| The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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| For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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| If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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| Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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| Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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