| If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. |
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- Joey Adams |
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| Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. |
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- Joey Adams |
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| A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
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- Joey Adams |
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| If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. |
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- Joey Adams |
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