| Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins. |
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| Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball. |
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- Jim Murray |
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| Hockey is murder on ice. |
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- Jim Murray |
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