| Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? |
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- Jean Kerr |
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| The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. |
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- Jean Kerr |
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