| All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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| Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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| What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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| When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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| See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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| I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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| I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. |
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- Jane Wagner |
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