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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
  - James Thurber more quotations on [Psychology]
I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.
  - James Thurber more quotations on [Self]
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
  - James Thurber more quotations on [Risk]
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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