| Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| What is a home without children? Quiet. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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| If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. |
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- Henny Youngman |
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