Helen Rowland Quotations

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her - and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

One man's folly is another man's wife.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Marriage]

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [People]

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Opportunity]

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Women]

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Dental]

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Men] [Trust]

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Men] [Kisses]

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Men]

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Men]

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Men]

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Optimism]

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
	- Helen Rowland	more quotations on [Flirting]

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