Groucho Marx Quotations

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Humor is reason gone mad.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Humor]

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Marriage]

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Insults]

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Conformity]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Books]

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Books]

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Justice] [Music]

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Honesty]

Blood's not thicker than money.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Money]

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Money]

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Money]

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Television] [Books]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Television]

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
	- Groucho Marx	more quotations on [Society]

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