| I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. |
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- Garrison Keillor |
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| Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. |
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- Garrison Keillor |
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| God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. |
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- Garrison Keillor |
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| Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. |
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- Garrison Keillor |
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| You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion. |
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- Garrison Keillor |
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| Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. |
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- Garrison Keillor |
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