| A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. |
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- Evan Esar |
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| Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. |
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- Evan Esar |
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| Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage. |
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- Evan Esar |
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| A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle. |
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- Evan Esar |
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| Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. |
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- Evan Esar |
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