| Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Art is not a thing; it is a way. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Life is just one damned thing after another. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| God - the John Doe of philosophy and religion. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Don't make excuses - make good. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Logic is one thing and commonsense another. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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| Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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