Elayne Boosler Quotations
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| I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. | ||
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| Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS from giving money to television preachers? | ||
| - Elayne Boosler | more quotations on [Homosexuality] | |
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