| More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. |
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- Doug Larson |
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| Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. |
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- Doug Larson |
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