| For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. |
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| In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage. |
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| No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet. |
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| If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| When you become senile, you won't know it. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! |
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- Bill Cosby |
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| The serve was invented so that the net could play. |
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- Bill Cosby |
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